June 2013
I’m highly attracted to guys who have nice collarbones and prominent jawlines and dimples and who wear nice shoes and watches and who have deep raspy voices I am highly attracted to harry styles
*black lady voice* Roxy like a puma
wish i was witty and cute but instead im sarcastic and annoying
harry: hello
liam: we
louis: are
niall: one
zayn: little mix
- gurlfriend: happy fathers day
- bf: but im not a dad
- gf: :)
To instantly make your brownies into weed brownies bake them at 420°
*Googles big word before I fuck around and use it injudiciously*
- me after every conversation: why the fuck did i say that
when i have more than $10
*standing at the wedding alter*
spouse: i do
me: same
in canada its spelt anonymoose
Those hashtags really speak to me.
Then
Now
Help.
- parents: BE YOURSELF!
- parents: also don't dye your hair no piercings no tattoos no wow you're not wearing that also get straight a's and be a perfect child
so you’re saying I can win 5 iphones every day??? and all I have to do is give my credit card number on this website I’ve never heard about??? well slam me in my tender butthole sir you’ve just got yourself a deal
in other news
dont yell at me
dont yell at me
dont yell at me
dont yell at me
dont yell at me
- dont
- yell
- at
- me
- instead of yelling try not yelling
if you ever yell at me, i promise you i will cry no matter who you are or what i did
HARRY STYLES
mama needs an acoustic album from niall an r&b album from zayn and an alternative album from harry
